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Now...Ironbite's impression of Chester A. Bum....

OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Now a more indepth review.....

OMG THIS WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Ok enough about that. Bay gave us a movie that we were squealing for from the first film. It was intense, from the get go you got to actually see the robots kicking each other's ass and it was clear who was who. I mean, fuck, some of that shit was intense. From Sideways who got divided in half by Sideswipe to Prime executing Mr. Scoops, the opening sequence to the movie was just one big thrill ride. Then we shift gears over to Sam and his parents and....holy fuck there ya go. The wild Transformers attacking Sam was an interesting sequence though and one I would like kinda explained but still enjoyable. Julie White was so enjoyable in the collage sequence when she has the hash brownies I can just see she drew on real life experiance for that. Leo could have just died, I grew to hate him up until the Devestator sequence. OH! Speaking of characters I hated up until that sequence.....THE TWINS! OH GOD THE TWINS! I WANTED TO EAT THEM AFTER 5 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME! Yes, the Ice Cream truck disguise was kinda cool but god damn it I hated them afterwards. Seriouslly annoying. But enough about them.

The action, the dialouge, all good. Even the reintroduction of Simmons made me giggle. The 7 Primes merging into their own tomb to hide the Matrix was sweet as was the backstory on the Fallen. Jetfire was such a nice touch and the return(and deaths) of some of the bots from the first film was sweet. And then there was asshole. The NSA liason...oh god I wanted somebody to step on him. I agree with him that the Autobots don't have the right to tell them what to do with their planet but.....what right does he? They don't have to share shit with the humans but do anyways because they feel they're worthy of it.

That said, there were some things wrong with the film. Like the fact that most of the time it was BB, the Twins, Optimus, and Sam and Mikaela. Yeah...could've used more screen time with everybody else. The cons....well I got what I wanted. Soundwave. And that's all I cared about on that side.

All in all, it was an enjoyable film. On par with the first movie? At the very least. Will a third film capitilize on this film's momentum? I think so.

Ironbite-a 9....out of 10.

June 2013

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